Stand Up Comedy
Bits from our favorite comics to make you laugh.
Are dating apps really the best way to find your match? Potential spouses are reduced to a photo and a sentence for us to decide in a second to swipe right or left on. There's more to criticize beyond that though--much more--as comedian Jim Florentine recently breaks down in a recent podcast and one of his best yet. Enjoy the audio here:Read more
Women are constantly patting themselves on the back for how difficult their lives are and no one corrects them because they want to fuck ‘em.
-Bill BurrRead more
-Louis CKRead more
“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”
-Mitch HedbergRead more