Mitch Hedburg on Blocking Fire Exits

| October 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

mitch“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”

-Mitch Hedberg

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