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Apple Launches New Line of High Tech Food

| August 12, 2015

Culverton, CA–In a startling move, the ultra cool tech giant Apple Inc. announced today a new line of high tech food, citing a tech foray into other industries much like Google and driver-less cars. “Tech has impacted every industry with the one glaring exception of food,” said marketing manager Stevie Bowers. “People are demanding more […]

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Jim Florentine Tears Up Dating Apps

| August 5, 2015 | 0 Comments

Are dating apps really the best way to find your match? Potential spouses are reduced to a photo and a sentence for us to decide in a second to swipe right or left on. There’s more to criticize beyond that though–much more–as comedian Jim Florentine recently breaks down in a recent podcast and one of […]

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Fire Island, Je T’aime

| August 5, 2015 | 0 Comments

My younger brother by two years (he’s 28) had his first foray into Fire Island, NY last year where he met his girlfriend of one year to date. He went in on house share as everyone does and tried to convince me to come out and join him and his friends all summer. It never […]

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Top 50 Funniest Movies of All Time

| November 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

Presented here after much debate with many comedy movie lovers is the Top 50 best comedies of all time. While we feel good about the films included in this list, the actual rankings are certainly open to debate and subject to change by the minute. 50. The Man with One Red Shoe (1985) 49. Good […]

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Funniest People

| November 2, 2013 | 0 Comments

Here are our top rankings for both comedians and the funniest English-speaking famous people on the planet. This list excludes you and your non-famous but hilarious friends. Sorry. Comedian Rankings (Current/Active) 1. Louis CK 2. Bill Burr 3. Daniel Tosh 4. Amy Schumer (Pictured) 5. Kevin Hart 6. Ricky Gervais 7. Brian Regan 8. Patton […]

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Bill Burr on Women

| November 1, 2013 | 0 Comments

Women are constantly patting themselves on the back for how difficult their lives are and no one corrects them because they want to fuck ‘em. -Bill Burr

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Louis CK on Marriage

| October 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

“I got married and I told myself that’s it…I can’t leave now. It’s all over. Then I got married, and I was like, ‘I could have left!” Marriage is nothing without the kids!” -Louis CK

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Mitch Hedburg on Blocking Fire Exits

| October 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” -Mitch Hedberg

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Man Sues Woman in First Attraction Discrimination Suit

| October 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

Steve Colter, 29, of Bufford filed suit Wednesday against a 27-year-old woman who he says discriminated against him due to his looks. The incident occurred at Gigi’s Firecracker Bishna Bar in Toledo, OH, where Colter says he met the woman and she refused to accept his invitation for a dinner date. “I came up and […]

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Most Animals Not Fans of Cages

| October 12, 2013 | 0 Comments

Just ask Rusty Kilbourn and he’ll tell you: Dogs don’t like cages! The 7-year-old black lab from Kansas still has restless nights thinking about his cage before he ran away from home 2 years ago. “A nightmare I tell ya,” Kilbourn told a CMF reporter earlier this week. “Most dogs I know hate cages. In […]

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